Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Another Tuesday Jim Carrey Post


This time, delivered a la Liar Liar:

Getting asked, "Where is this job located" when you know it's in north, north Canada:




After a candidate actually hangs up on you when you tell him the location of your opening:




Having that happen twice in a row:




Having that happen four times in a row:




Finally getting a candidate interested and bagging them a phone interview, only to have them drop out - because of the location:




Your account manager then asks you if you actually know how to close people on relocation:




Meanwhile, after that talk:



Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Some Humor for Your Tuesday

Delivered, a la carte, Ace Ventura Style:

Headhunters, as we go searching for our prey: 

Finding the absolute perfect candidate, and then after spending an hour on the phone with them glorifying in their perfectness, finding out they've already been submitted to your client: 

Trying to convince an account manager that your candidate with no experience and four Masters' degrees will totally get hired: 



Finally filling a role you've been working on for six months: 


Conducting any interview, ever: 


Getting a request for interview from a client that you JUST submitted the candidate to: 


Finding a candidate that actually meets every single requirement for the job order: 


Receiving four emails in a row telling you that every one of your candidates has been rejected: 


Getting a solid career wound out of a candidate, and reassuring them that this opportunity will fix that: 


Waking up at 4AM, realizing that you gave your account manager the wrong phone number for the candidate whose interview is in four hours: 


When a candidate who is fully qualified wants $20,000 less than what the client is paying: 


Wanting to celebrate your first submission of the week, and realizing it's Friday: